A Tribute To the Los Angeles Lakers
You are an excellent team
You have a winning tradition, which is respectable and admirable
You have Kobe and Pau and Phil
You always have a sleeper hero: Derek Fisher, Robert Horry, Michael Cooper
You are so good that you coast through the season and dominate the playoffs
You have Jack Nicholson presiding among the celebrity elite
You have the highest ratio of grade A d-bags and plasticized fans in all of sports, though that's not your fault, technically (Show Time!)
You have said fans, that need chants other than "M-V-P!"
You also have many fair weather fans outside the Staples Center glam that will abandon you when the dynasty is over
You should lose the title next year. And everyone will rejoice... yeeeaaaay
You will be the varsity to the Trail Blazers J.V. for many years to come... boooooo
You are more polarizing and hate-able than the Yankees
Congratulations.